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Zech Cries, “A child? Bloody heck!” Famous last words he speaks – For forty weeks. Liz Was in such a tizz At her lump That it jumped. Gabe said, “Hey, babe, Just say ‘No’ No mo.” Mary For her first was chaste – very. “But, please,” she pleaded, “Not ergo Semper virgo.” Joe Was sooo Gutted when he heard the news That he tanked up on turps till he snoozed. Emperor Augustus Banned coitus interruptus To make [...]
