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Dec 18 2012

One Man Show: Top Ten Ways to Know If You’ve Been Really Naughty This Year

Original post at http://www.onemanshow.org/top-ten-ways-to-know-if-youve-been-really-naughty-this-year/


I’ve posted some pretty heavy stuff lately, so I thought it was time for a spot of levity. Hence, here are the …

Top Ten Ways to Know If You’ve Been Really Naughty This Year

  1. Santa orders Rudolph to drop a “calling card” down your chimney.
  2. Buddy the Elf doesn’t want to cuddle with you or make snow angels in your front yard.
  3. Santa slips an expired gift card into your stocking.
  4. When it’s time for Frosty to melt, he does it on your new Oriental rug.
  5. “Santa Claus is coming to town”—but he’s skipping your house.
  6. Carolers razz you when you open the door.
  7. Even “Bad Santa” refuses to let you sit on his lap.
  8. Scrooge sends you hate mail because he now has competition.
  9. Jack Frost thinks you’re colder than he is.
  10. Santa wakes you up on Christmas Eve and slaps you.

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Mark Winter - One Man Show Ministries

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